This just keeps getting weirder

You got the wool cap on? Got a lot, uh, goin' on under there? Thinkin' bout your sideburns?



Let me see if I can get all this straight in my head...

The Denver Broncos are an awful football team, and only the people at Mile High on Sunday seemed to care(As they should have sitting through that game on TV was quite enough.). Because the Colorado Rockies are such a ridiculous shot of adrenaline right now that it's impossible to be all that mad about anything else.

Nebraska lost to Missouri(Gary F-ING PINKEL MISSOURI) 41-6, the Broncos lost to the Fugly ass uniforms from Whale's Vagina, 41-3, and I'm in a pretty good mood overall.

The Trees from Stanford beat USC at home. The TREES! Harbaugh should retire right now, like Mike Eruzione, "I can't tawp 'dis". Absolutely awesome, in a year full of head scratching nonsensical results, that tops the Appalachian State-Michigan game. Because I would have been good money Appy St beats Stanford. And I know USC beats Michigan.

The Yankees are out. The Rockies are not. Chew on that one for a while mister 5 trillion dollar budget Yankee superfan. If the Rox win the World Series I bet 500 bucks Stein-buhler tries to buy the entire state.

Brandon Marshall, a Bronco, complained about how much attention the Rockies are getting, in October.

A Houston Texan D-Lineman went postal complaining about a cheap shot from a QB, Trent Green no less. Hey tough guy, Trent Green's 114 years old and couldn't hurt himself with a butcher knife you VAG.

Manny Pacquiao and Marco Antonio Barrera fought and I couldn't squeeze it into my Saturday. (Though it sounds like MAB made a decision to NOT get knocked out and lost a boring tactical fight.)

The Cal Bears are the #2 team in the country. The Colorado State Rams have the nation's longest losing streak. Cal only beat CSU by six points. Seriously.

Texas has lost four straight games in the Big XII. Kansas and Missouri are the only undefeated teams in the Big XII. And it's not February and we're not talking about basketball.

South Florida survived an upset bid from Florida Atlantic on Saturday and moved INTO the top 5. Rutgers, West Virginia and Louisville have all lost conference games in the Big East and are looking up at Cincinnati and UConn.

Illinois and Indiana have already combined to win 10 football games.

Boston College is the 4th ranked team in the country. Notre Dame had to upset UCLA to win their first football game. Roles, you have been reversed.

Steve Spurrier owns the lead in the SEC East...at South Carolina.

Virginia is 3-0 in the ACC, and lost to Wyoming

And I won't even get to Clemson and Michigan State, figure them out smart guy.